Couldn’t this year though, what with lack o’ money and (as the phrase goes) “workin’ in a coal mine”.

Next year fo shizzle though.

PAB Wars: Episode III - UnPAB from Chris Sherry on Vimeo.

OK, OK, it took a while, but I’m back.

We’ve got a couple of COOL sponsors on this show, and some HOT music - see what I did there?

Our sponsors for the show are: Prison Love, the album and “Coal Dust” - for longer, thicker lashes and whiter teeth.

Music on the show:

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
phone: (00) 1-206-984-4463

We’ll be having a ball, and you’re invited.

So, to listen live go to AllAxisRadio.com
You can call us on skype (allaxisradio)
or leave a voice mail that we’ll play and respond to on the show: 206 350 4452

Come along, join the party: 20:30 (MTN) May 10 2008

Chris and Ajay

Last year was a blast, so go and register while there are still places left: podcastersacrossborders.com

While you’re at it, check out: markblevis.com and bobgoyetche.com

Anyway, I digress, on with the chat:

chat with: “yogeekashyapster@gmail.com”

show details
00:23 (2 minutes ago)
00:15 yogeekashyapster: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
me: hello
yogeekashyapster: links exchanges
00:16 me: no
yogeekashyapster: wht do u do
?
me: wht do u mean?
00:17 yogeekashyapster: kya krate
hai
aap
me: hai app krate kya
yogeekashyapster: i am links bulider
00:18 computer
filled
me: good luck buliding links computer filled!
yogeekashyapster: thanks
00:19 me: stevie wonder walks into a bar…
yogeekashyapster: where
me: escorted by Michelle Obama
get it?
00:20 yogeekashyapster: okey
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEA8MnI1Ia8
00:21 yogeekashyapster: good
where are u
from
?
me: you see, it’s because I meant an actual bar, like a piece of metal, not a drinking emporium, and he’s escorted by someone, as in the video linkI just sent you, that can’t really escort him properly
00:22 yogeekashyapster: where are u
from
?
me: u is from the english alphabet, which has developed over the centuries from greek and roman alphabets. It comes before v and after t
00:23 and you?
yogeekashyapster: india
me: coolio
00:24 hey, nice talking to you. I’m going to block you now, obviously, but good luck getting links from other internetspeople eh.
good night!

Music included in this show is from the great group Panacea.

Tracks are “Freedom Fries” and “Blade”

Also there’s a great track at the end of the show. If you don’t know who it is, and want to know - email me and I’ll tell you, but I’m not linking here as I might get into trouble with Sheriff RIAA.

I hope you enjoy the show and please get ready for the real deal soon…

And we’re kicking off with the Halloween Special. Featuring “30 Days of Knightrider”, Bobby Gofigure’s Halloween Stars & Advice, and Uncle Vinny and Rupert Thespian in “The Vampire Hunters”

Music on the show:

As usual thanks to Ioda’s Promonet for the fantastic music on the show, and also to Matthew Ebel for his submission, and to Bend Sinister for their permission to play “Time Breaks Down”.

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
phone: (00) 1-206-984-4463

Oh yeah, make sure that you can concentrate too.

OK… ready? Good. Now press play on the vid below.

I submitted a tee shirt design called CSSShirt to Threadless.com to be voted on and hopefully printed.

If I get enough high scores the shirt will be printed and sold from the site and I will win some prizes. Take a look at it and if you like it, sign up and give it a score.

URL: http://www.threadless.com/submission/136025/CSSShirt

Thanks guys - and thanks for listening to the podcast and stopping by the wesbite!

P.S. I’m sure Threadless would be happy if you bought a tee too!

Things have been really busy for us, what with our little jaunt across the Atlantic to Canada, finding a new house, getting settled etc… etc… but we’ve finally made it and I’ve found time to put together “The immigration show” - or Season 2 finale.

(Doesn’t everybody seem to be doing seasons now!?)

A very big thank you to everyone who helped us with our move - family and friends in England and Canada.
And thanks to the locals in Fernie who’ve made us feel incredibly welcome.

Music on today’s show:

As usual thanks to Ioda’s Promonet for the fantastic music on the show, and also to Mark Arron James for his permission to play Aquaman’s Lament.

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
phone: (00) 1-206-984-4463

In celebration of this I’ve set up a listener feedback line (now I’m in North America).

So if you’d like to leave a message or comment please call:

(00) 1-206-984-4463

There’ll be a new podcast coming soon I promise!

I’ve got a pretty hectic schedule at the moment, with the imminent move to Canada. As an obvious result, the Kaflooey schedule is suffering, but please bear with me, and if you haven’t done so already - check out the archives, there’s plenty there to keep you going.

I’m off to Podcasters Across Borders this weekend, and to say I’m looking forward to it is a massive understatement. It’s going to be amazing.
A big shout out, and thanks to Bob and Cat who are kindly putting me up for a couple of nights before the conference.

In case you didn’t know, they’re both podcasters and you should check out the following shows if you haven’t already - there’s something for everyone in there somewhere:

The Catfish Show - Cat & Bob
Bob & AJ - Bob & AJ (who woulda thought)
Mostly Tunes - Bob
Canadian Podcast Buffet - Bob and Mark Blevis

Comedy:

I take you from behind…the mixing desk again, this time it’s 2 unlimited with No Limits.
Plus, Howard Juneau: the facts is back.

Music:

Thanks to Curious, and Ioda’s Promonet for the fantastic music on the show:

Curious:    Stay	Four80East: The Drop	Sara Tavares: Balance	Sachal Vasandani: Storybook Fiction

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Mark and Bob present the Canadian Podcast Buffet Podcast, and maintain canadapodcasts.ca - podcast directory.

What you may not have known is that, when teamed up, they share and uncanny likeness with none other than:

Cheers guys - looking forward to seeing you and everyone else at PAB 2007.

Sorry it’s been a while since that last show - real life and all that.

Tango and Cash are kind enough to kick off the podcast with a Show ID this week.
Bobby Gofigure tries his hand at tarot card reading - using a normal deck of cards
And there’s another “Shit and pointless mashup”
Also - thanks to Matthew McInerney for making his version of the “Get a Mac” music freely downloadable - Cheers Matt.

Music:

All the music on this show was performed by my mates!

Neurotica: Goodbye Terry Lamb	MSFF: Fucked up Love	Gv2: Hannah

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

That’s right “Uncle” Vinny Vecchio is back with more mafioso agony uncle advice for yo asses.
I got sponsorship from “Relaxation for tw@s” - top banana! so listen out for a preview of their stuff on the show.
Also there’s a trailer for the new movie about Dragons and flatulence in the American south during the Civil War: “Eragon with the wind”
And an audio comment from Malvina Stieger-Clayworth, who’s from Boston, in the 1920’s - Go figure!

Music:

The Love: Wanting Again	Derek James: Free Love	Beight: Parallels	Wonderfool: Bright Star Hope

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Thanks for listening to the show!

A new segment for the show: Let me take you from behind…the mixing desk. A little insight into what songs were before they were polished into the tunes we know and love/hate today.
On today’s show: “Hot in here” by Nelly

Bobby Gofigure, the WWE wrestling coordinator and astrologician is back with your stars and advice - so you can finally relax now you know what’s coming ’round the corner at ya.

Music:

Beatnik Turtles: What we need is some interns in here	Soular: Love Crash Heal	No more kings: Leaving Lilliput	Tenpenny Joke: She

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

My 7 all time favoutite songs:
(At the moment)

You make me feel like a natural woman - (as performed by Aretha Franklin)
Dark End of the Street - (as performed by Ry Cooder)
Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
One Year of Love - Queen
Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay - Otis redding
Do the right thing - The Dudes
Bad to the bone - George Thorogood

I now throw down the gauntlet and tag these fine folk to these fine folk to list their top 7 favourite songs of all time and link back to list post

Matt Hyde, Ajay, Daryl Cognito and Doug Nouwen
And for good measure (Bob Goyetche, who tagged his wife Cat, tagged Stephen Harper the Canadian PM):
Tony Blair and Her Majesty the Queen

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: garry.adrian
Date: 27-Mar-2007 10:20
Subject: Chat with garry.adrian
To: kaflooey@gmail.com

09:50 garry.adrian: Hi !
5 minutes
09:55 me: Hi
09:58 so, garry,I’m not actually sure who you are mate, but added you as a friend - who are you ?
09:59 garry.adrian: My name is adrian
10:00 what’s your name
me: My name’s Chris. Sorry I thought your name was garry from your email address. So why did you add me as a friend - do you listen to the podcast mate?
10:01 garry.adrian: I want to link exchange betwwen sites
10:02 are u intrested ?
me: possibly, what’s your site and do you listen to the podcast?
10:03 garry.adrian: i place your link on this url:
-http://www.goforSPAMcustomer.co.uk/resources.htm
i need pr 3+
10:04 me: no thanks mate
10:05 garry.adrian: are u not intrested or have no pr pages
10:06 me: i am interested, but my site is not related to yours so it wouldn’t fit. did you add me as a friend to ask me to link pages?
10:09 garry.adrian: ok this site may be related to yours :-
http://www.askSPAMpcexperts.com
10:10 me: nothanks adrian. How did you get my email address?
garry.adrian: from google search
10:11 ok teel me which type of your contents
me: searching for?
garry.adrian: Cheap life insurance
me: and you found me?
garry.adrian: yeh
10:12 me: what page?
garry.adrian: ?
me: what page from your google search was I listed on?
10:13 garry.adrian: sorry ,i dont remember but are intrested to exchange link with me or not ?
10:14 are u there ?
me: yeah
10:15 garry.adrian: then tell me
me: I just don’t get how you could find me email address on a google search for cheap life insurance
10:16 garry.adrian: are intrested to exchange link with me or not ?
me: just a sec…
10:17 garry.adrian: ok
10:18 me: so, where did you find me email address again?
10:19 garry.adrian: not again
me: notagain.com ?
10:20 garry.adrian: no I have already told u why u ask again ?
me: because I don’t understand how you can find me listed under cheap life insurance - just don’t get it
10:21 garry.adrian: ok fine then bye……….
me: ok, bye

Things I mention on this show:
Apologies for the long delay between shows. Caused by my life - good and bad (being away and being busy).
We’re heading to Canada (permanently) Oh yes !
Canadian hospitality courtesy of Ajay at allaxisradio.com
Other Calgarian podcasters:
Daryl Cognito, the podcast Bandito - check him out at poddog.ca
Podcast / New media producer:
Doug Nouwen at creativemonkeys.ca
and check them all out at podcalgary.org
Stevens Seagal & Buscemi provide some show IDs - lovely.
Rob and I enjoy an Alexander Keith’s India Pale Ale in Fernie after a great morning’s snowboarding.

Music:

Porter Block: Something Better	The Arrangements: Mr. Frazier	The Rantings of Eva: Infrared	The Dudes: Do The Right Thing

Check out the video to The Dudes “Do the right thing”:

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

I’m really sorry about the delay in output. I hope to have some more kaflooey you can plug into your ears in the next few days.
I’m just really busy at the moment with life shizzle, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, stay “tuned”, or as Ajay from All Axis Radio says

“Stick around kids”

Yours busily,
Chris.

Lazy Cashier number #13
A show ID from The Predator
A “Shit and Pointless” mashup
Aynuk and Ayli flying back from Spain

Music:

Hieroglyphics: Powers that be	The Nails: 88 Lines About 44 Women	Kingsomniac: Language of a Lady	Universal Hall Pass: Dragonfly

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Just setting up my Technorati Profile

I talk a little about: drummers, a new the tune, getting Vinny back to where he belongs, Daniel Chesterfield (see my previous post), and some other stuff

All the artists on this show came from Ioda’s promonet:
http://promonet.iodalliance.com/

Music:

Uncut: Out Of Sight	Tron: Called Upon an Angel	Maceo Parker: Elepant’s Foot

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Aynuk and Ayli join the cast of Kaflooey with their observations on everything from infinity to fishing.
Once again, thanks to Rob, this time for his magnificent performance as “Aynuk”. His accent is uncanny! it’s like he lives in the area.

Music:

Epic Hero: Home	Sean Hayes: 3 am	Crazy Frazier: Crazy (City Lights)	EtypeJazz: We 3 Kings of Orient are

The Rogic Podcast Congomerate: Jingle Bells

Please direct your feedback / Christmas e-cards / Cialis & Viagra offers to:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Introducing a new piece on the show - The elevator pitch with Hermann Meinutz, thanks to my mate Rob for the idea and I think it’s safe to say that without Rob, Hermann would be out of a job.
Hermann’s Pitch: An idea for a TV involving people who are no longer celebrities, and a jungle environment.

Thanks to Dave Keifer of Cagey House for making his music available to the show - it’s used in the Hermann’s Elevator pitch.

Music:

Cagey House tracks used:
Elephant Orange & Saffron Steps
give them some love at: cageyhouse.com

Thanks to the Majestic 12 and Woodrow Lin for their excellent submissions, and once again to Ioda’s promonet…
http://promonet.iodalliance.com/

Intro Music on the show was:

Dean Martin (Dan the Automator Remix): Jingle Bells

The Majestic Twelve: Thank god everything on TV is a lie	Woodrow Lin: Can you Blame Me	Etypejazz: Little Drummer Boy	Dan Bryk: Cosy Evenings

Please direct your feedback to:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

I mention Mat Hyde’s brilliant hydepodcorner podcast, go and check him out at www.hydepodcorner.co.uk
I go on a bit about feedback (not getting enough),
And, best of all, I give Uncle Vinny a call and get his advice on all things Christmasy (are there two ’s’s in that? I don’t know).

Ioda’s promonet, and the cracking artists that make themselves available on it kick ass again…
http://promonet.iodalliance.com/

Music:

Lennon: Where do I fit in?	Greener: Christmas Song	Don Argott: Dick Dagger’s Theme	Blackalicious: The Fabulous Ones

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Unfortunately, I’m swamped at the moment so there isn’t a show this week.
There will however, be a show next week, and I’ll be changing the frequency of the show.
Hopefully I’ll be producing a longer show - about 30mins, fortnightly.

In the meantime though, if you need your fix of great music and laughs please use this medium to its fullest and download some of the older shows. The haven’t aged at all honest

See you on the next one,

Chris.

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Bobby Gofigure has your stars and advice (and wine tasting tips)
Some words from our sponsor:
Darwinian Insurance : You’re Natural Selection

Once agin, thanks to Ioda’s promonet for the excellent service they provide in making artists work available on the great medium. Check them out at:
http://promonet.iodalliance.com/login.php

Music:

N’awlins Gumbo Kings: Mr. Rebennack	Bottom of the Hudson: Riot Act	32 Leaves: Never Even There	Curumin: Guerreiro

That pan pipes link I mentioned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbLMceksHPY&mode=related&search=

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Rupert Thespian has your acting tips stars and advice
Howard Juneau: The Facts

Thanks to Ioda’s promonet for the excellent service they provide in making artists work available on the great medium. Check them out at:
http://promonet.iodalliance.com/login.php

Music:

Del The Funky Homosapien: Jaw Gymnastics	The ParanormL: Shapes of Jazz	Jamie Cullum: I Want To Be A Popstar

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com

Kaflooey is a 1 year old!!!

Thanks to everyone who’s supported and inspired me before and during my podcasting.

I recently went to visit my mum in Greece (a surprise for her as she didn’t know I was coming).
I recorded the surprise…

Music:

Two Camel Garage: Mother Nature	Constable Brennan: Billy rides a moped	ThermoBoy: Surprise me

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
spam: tony@10downingstreet.gov.uk

Rupert Thespian has more acting tips for you - this time, how to be a convincing bad guy.
Uncle Vinny reads a classic Darwinian Insurance claim form.

Music:

The Main Drag: North shore, Music Therapist	The Lovely Sparrows: Chemicals Change	Eli Smith: Evolution	Jamie Cullum: High And Dry

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
spam: tony@10downingstreet.gov.uk

Bobby Gofigure the WWE wrestling choreographer and astrologician has your stars and advice.
Howard Juneau: The Facts

Check out Quirky Nomads podcast. A thoroughly good listen, and Sage was kind enough to invite me on to the Quirky Quiz with Ross and Lyndon
Links:
Sage: quirkynomads.com
Ross: dryshave.blogspot.com and asklyndon.blogspot.com
Lyndon: asklyndon.blogspot.com and 3 Blind mice

Music:

Frankie and his Fingers: The Boys who cry during the last scene of Ghost Ma-	Retrograde: Complicated	Jesus Hairdo: When the world forgets me

Touchie Feelie:

web: kaflooey.com
email: kaflooey@gmail.com
spam: tony@10downingstreet.gov.uk