So I’m a podcaster am I?
Hmm…,
I’ve been pretty slack recently as far as podcasting goes. The Road to PAB series seems to have run out of gas, and there’s been no Bobby, no Vinny, no Rupert for, crikey, I don’t know how long, and I totally just realised how, many, commas I’ve used in this sentence, crazy!
This is one of those meta posts taking you behind the kaflooey curtain as it were / is.
So what’s been going on in my life that’s stopped me from kicking out some of the best independent music and mediocre comedy in the podosph…incter?
Never you mind, that’s my business, but… I wanted to give a heads up to let you know that the host of the show is still out there, still cares, and is going to be back in the saddle sooner rather than later. The road to PAB series will continue to its conclusion and we’ll get a little comedic on cho asses. “Once more unto the breach dear friends!” as they say in a small village off the Northern coast of Mexico. That’s right I said northern coast.
So, until the next show…
kon’nichiwa mesdames y señores
It’s Movember and I’m a MoBro
Movember?
MoBro?
Qu’est ce que le fuq?
Movember is the month when MoBros (men who partake in Movember) Grow a moustache during the month of November to raise awareness about Prostate cancer and try and raise funds via donations to help in the fight against it.
So, that’s what I’m doing this month with a fellow podcaster from Vancouver, Mark Blaseckie from the Baba’s beach Podcast:
http://babasbeach.libsyn.com/
This is more than just an excuse to get my Magnum on, someone very close to me was just diagnosed with Prostate cancer, and I’d like to do what I can here to make some kind of a difference for the future.
So if you can, please support us, and visit our donation page here: http://ca.movember.com/mospace/315430 , and tell 50,000 of your closest friends to do the same.
Thanks a lot,
Chris.
The son of Feldman
What was actually behind that apple?
Now we know:
73 ways to come up with a list of ways of making lists of ways to do stuff
- Make a list of stuff
- Tell someone you’ve made the list
- Damn, that’s only two things.No wait, now it’s three
- Figure out another 70 things to add to the list
- Make that 68 things to add to the list
Super duper show coming soon
That’s right, you heard me. I’m teaming up with another podcaster this time around to bring you an extravanganza of entertainment. Well the music’s good anyway 
Hey, and while I’m typing, any of you out there interested in what’s going on in my life right now, head on over to: http://chrissherry.com/juicefeast and leave a comment / wish me luck – I’d appreciate it.
Thanks for reading and staying subscribed,
Chris.
Six random things about me
Mr. Daryl Cognito, over at Atomic Suburbia tagged me in on this, so here’s 6 random things you didn’t know about me. (And if you did already know one – I’m sorry).
1. I’ve fished (octopused) for octupus when I was working as a greek waiter in, where else? Greece.
2. The queen (not Elton John) once said hello to me. (The kid next to me claims it was him, but it was me. Honest.
3. I have a scar on my left eyelid from where the ex Great Britain Tae Kwon Do Middle Weight Champion kicked me. He was my teacher at the time.
4. I love most things japanese (don’t know why)
5. I am actually pretty shy.
6. I was a coalminer.
There we go, easier than I thought.
I’m gonna try and pass this on to: Ajay, Sage, Ben, Robert DeNiro
Rules
1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on the blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post.
5. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.
7. If you’re Robert DeNiro you don’t have to respond, just make a decent movie once in a while like you used to eh.
10 things you didn’t know about binary humo(u)r
0. It exists
1. It isn’t that funny.
PAB Wars Episode III: UnPAB
Podcasters Across Borders 2008: Wish I could have been there.
Couldn’t this year though, what with lack o’ money and (as the phrase goes) “workin’ in a coal mine”.
Next year fo shizzle though.
David Blaine’s Street Magic #2
Absolutely hilarious:
All Axis Kaflooey
Hey, if you’re here and reading this, then great, you’ll hopefully be interested in a live show I’ll be doing with Ajay from Allaxisradio.com at 20:30 Mountain time May 10 2008.
We’ll be having a ball, and you’re invited.
So, to listen live go to AllAxisRadio.com
You can call us on skype (allaxisradio)
or leave a voice mail that we’ll play and respond to on the show: 206 350 4452
Come along, join the party: 20:30 (MTN) May 10 2008
Chris and Ajay
I always did love this movie…
And if there were light cycles, an MCP Cone, spiders, and tanks to battled anywhere around the late 80s…
I was there.
Podcasters Against Snow Boarders
Hey here’s an original shot from PAB last year, not been photoshopped in any way.
Podcasters Across Borders 2008 is coming up in June this year and you should go.
Last year was a blast, so go and register while there are still places left: podcastersacrossborders.com
While you’re at it, check out: markblevis.com and bobgoyetche.com
Link exchange is the new black
I’ve posted a chat before with someone who / whom (No idea about the correct usage) I let into my email / IM nest. Anyway, here’s another for you delectation (delictation) – whatever. (You’d think it would be delictation, as in delicious, but who knows, and I’m sure as hell not going to spell check it).
Anyway, I digress, on with the chat:
chat with: “yogeekashyapster@gmail.com”
show details
00:23 (2 minutes ago)
00:15 yogeekashyapster: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
me: hello
yogeekashyapster: links exchanges
00:16 me: no
yogeekashyapster: wht do u do
?
me: wht do u mean?
00:17 yogeekashyapster: kya krate
hai
aap
me: hai app krate kya
yogeekashyapster: i am links bulider
00:18 computer
filled
me: good luck buliding links computer filled!
yogeekashyapster: thanks
00:19 me: stevie wonder walks into a bar…
yogeekashyapster: where
me: escorted by Michelle Obama
get it?
00:20 yogeekashyapster: okey
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEA8MnI1Ia8
00:21 yogeekashyapster: good
where are u
from
?
me: you see, it’s because I meant an actual bar, like a piece of metal, not a drinking emporium, and he’s escorted by someone, as in the video linkI just sent you, that can’t really escort him properly
00:22 yogeekashyapster: where are u
from
?
me: u is from the english alphabet, which has developed over the centuries from greek and roman alphabets. It comes before v and after t
00:23 and you?
yogeekashyapster: india
me: coolio
00:24 hey, nice talking to you. I’m going to block you now, obviously, but good luck getting links from other internetspeople eh.
good night!
Japanese Bruce Willis
I offer no explanation for this.
Try not to… I dare you
OK, brace yourself. Take a deep breath, and now pull the most serious face you can.
Oh yeah, make sure that you can concentrate too.
OK… ready? Good. Now press play on the vid below. 
Design this!
Hey!
I submitted a tee shirt design called CSSShirt to Threadless.com to be voted on and hopefully printed.
If I get enough high scores the shirt will be printed and sold from the site and I will win some prizes. Take a look at it and if you like it, sign up and give it a score.
URL: http://www.threadless.com/submission/136025/CSSShirt
Thanks guys – and thanks for listening to the podcast and stopping by the wesbite!
P.S. I’m sure Threadless would be happy if you bought a tee too!
Cheese Watch!
Next time you’re feeling a little low.. Just remember that you had nothing to do with the making of this video, and that actually life is pretty damn good!
Now I is in Canada eh?
OK, well we finally made it to Canada!
In celebration of this I’ve set up a listener feedback line (now I’m in North America).
So if you’d like to leave a message or comment please call:
(00) 1-206-984-4463
There’ll be a new podcast coming soon I promise!
I knew I’d seen these guys before…
Podcasters Across Borders is coming up on Friday, and it’s been organised by the fine fellows Mark Blevis and Bob Goyetche (and their good wives).
Mark and Bob present the Canadian Podcast Buffet Podcast, and maintain canadapodcasts.ca – podcast directory.
What you may not have known is that, when teamed up, they share and uncanny likeness with none other than:
Cheers guys – looking forward to seeing you and everyone else at PAB 2007.
I hope you like pain…
You want me to show you tough? I’ll show you tough:
I Hope You Like Pain – video powered by Metacafe
Tag!: My 7 all time favourite songs (for now)
OK so I was tagged by Cat from the catfish show to list my 7 favourite songs – at least my 7 favourite at this moment in time. Obviously, by the time you’re reading this, I’ll probably have 7 other songs listed in my head – but hey it’s a start…
My 7 all time favoutite songs:
(At the moment)
You make me feel like a natural woman – (as performed by Aretha Franklin)
Dark End of the Street – (as performed by Ry Cooder)
Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix
One Year of Love – Queen
Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay – Otis redding
Do the right thing – The Dudes
Bad to the bone – George Thorogood
I now throw down the gauntlet and tag these fine folk to these fine folk to list their top 7 favourite songs of all time and link back to list post
Matt Hyde, Ajay, Daryl Cognito and Doug Nouwen
And for good measure (Bob Goyetche, who tagged his wife Cat, tagged Stephen Harper the Canadian PM):
Tony Blair and Her Majesty the Queen
Do I look like I’m wearing spamdex?
OK, so I don’t usually add people as firneds that I don’t know, but I thought I recognised the email address for this guys, so added him (he popped up in my gTalk). He then proceeded to ask me…well you read it – here’s the transcript for your enjoyment.
By the way, I’ve removed the rest of his email address from this posting, so he won’t get spammed (and changed the urls he mentioned so his page rank won’t go up – swings and roundabouts I think you’ll agree).
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: garry.adrian
Date: 27-Mar-2007 10:20
Subject: Chat with garry.adrian
To: kaflooey@gmail.com
09:50 garry.adrian: Hi !
5 minutes
09:55 me: Hi
09:58 so, garry,I’m not actually sure who you are mate, but added you as a friend – who are you ?
09:59 garry.adrian: My name is adrian
10:00 what’s your name
me: My name’s Chris. Sorry I thought your name was garry from your email address. So why did you add me as a friend – do you listen to the podcast mate?
10:01 garry.adrian: I want to link exchange betwwen sites
10:02 are u intrested ?
me: possibly, what’s your site and do you listen to the podcast?
10:03 garry.adrian: i place your link on this url:
-http://www.goforSPAMcustomer.co.uk/resources.htm
i need pr 3+
10:04 me: no thanks mate
10:05 garry.adrian: are u not intrested or have no pr pages
10:06 me: i am interested, but my site is not related to yours so it wouldn’t fit. did you add me as a friend to ask me to link pages?
10:09 garry.adrian: ok this site may be related to yours :-
http://www.askSPAMpcexperts.com
10:10 me: nothanks adrian. How did you get my email address?
garry.adrian: from google search
10:11 ok teel me which type of your contents
me: searching for?
garry.adrian: Cheap life insurance
me: and you found me?
garry.adrian: yeh
10:12 me: what page?
garry.adrian: ?
me: what page from your google search was I listed on?
10:13 garry.adrian: sorry ,i dont remember but are intrested to exchange link with me or not ?
10:14 are u there ?
me: yeah
10:15 garry.adrian: then tell me
me: I just don’t get how you could find me email address on a google search for cheap life insurance
10:16 garry.adrian: are intrested to exchange link with me or not ?
me: just a sec…
10:17 garry.adrian: ok
10:18 me: so, where did you find me email address again?
10:19 garry.adrian: not again
me: notagain.com ?
10:20 garry.adrian: no I have already told u why u ask again ?
me: because I don’t understand how you can find me listed under cheap life insurance – just don’t get it
10:21 garry.adrian: ok fine then bye……….
me: ok, bye
New show coming soon – thanks for your patience
Hello my faithful listeners,
I’m really sorry about the delay in output. I hope to have some more kaflooey you can plug into your ears in the next few days.
I’m just really busy at the moment with life shizzle, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, stay “tuned”, or as Ajay from All Axis Radio says
“Stick around kids”
Yours busily,
Chris.
Under the weather
Well under the weather to be precise. Not feeling very good at the moment as I’ve been struck with nasty cold.
Anyway, rest assured Kaflooey #039 will be out in the next few days.